Orange and white cat, photographed at 3 AM under an orange lamp, eyes locked on something nobody else could see. We figured it out later: it was the moon.
Everything we know about her is true, or at least orange.
Nobody remembers adopting Poupoune. One morning she was just there, sitting on the keyboard, closing 14 tabs. She didn't meow. She said "gm".
3:12 AM. A salt lamp. A human who just wanted a glass of water. Poupoune, in the hallway, lifts her head toward the ceiling with the intensity of a trader spotting a green candle. The shot is taken. It is entirely orange. We will never know what she was looking at.
"She wasn't looking at the ceiling. She was looking through it." — a witness, still a bit shaken
We put a kibble in front of her nose as a test. She didn't eat it right away. She waited. 45 minutes. Then she ate it. No cat had ever HODLed a kibble that long. The concept of diamond paws was born.
A rug. In the hallway. She pulled on it for two weeks. The rug eventually gave up. Poupoune, however, has never rugged anyone: liquidity is locked in the litter box, under 4 cm of gravel, guarded by a stare that does not blink.
Someone had to fund her. One billion kibbles, zero tax, one rule: look up. If the chart goes down, you're holding your phone upside down.
Only known direction: wherever she's looking. This chart updates itself, the way her bowl should.
One billion $POUPOUNE. Allocated by her priorities, in the exact order she lives them.
Approved by Poupoune herself, by sitting on it.
Easier than getting Poupoune into her carrier.
Install a wallet (Phantom, MetaMask, whichever you like). Write your seed phrase down somewhere the cat doesn't sleep.
Send crypto to it. Not your savings: Poupoune always says "only what you can afford to watch vanish under the couch".
Go to a DEX, paste the contract address below and swap for $POUPOUNE. Check the address twice. She checks her bowl six times.
That's it. Don't look down. She never has, and it's working out great for her.
Copy it, paste it, and never share it with anyone who asks for your seed phrase in DMs.
SOON — Poupoune is still approving the deployment (she's sleeping on it)
A meme coin dedicated to an orange cat who looks up. It has no utility, like every meme coin, except this one has Poupoune.
Nobody knows. Current theories: a fly, the moon, the next ATH, or just the light bulb. The lore team leans toward "the next ATH".
Technically yes. Spiritually no. Poupoune has never been observed looking down, and we decided to make that our monetary policy.
Salt lamp, 3 AM, phone at 4% battery. We tried to color-correct it. It came out even more orange. We stopped.
She knows everything. She reacts to nothing. That's what being a reserve asset is.